FACE the magnificant (cobwebfilledsky) wrote,
FACE the magnificant

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you can ask alexxx, its a true story

i was out to sea
with my first mate
harry the four armed man
he had 2
thats why he was promote to first mate
he was more useful
than shaggy the former, bitter first mate
who was a dog
i awoke one morning
to the salty air
and henry was no where in sight
as it turns out
he had been eaten
by shaggy
the disgruntled dog
and now he had his sights on me
luckily just as i was about to be eaten
the olsen twins showed up
through some clever plans
we outwitted shaggy AND won the school talent show
TOTALLY impressing jared the hottest guy in school
and thats how i saved christmas
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